Gotta like Randy Newman!!

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

Good thing these guys like each other. Otherwise it could lead to a stint in the ring. Would be a classic Ali/Frazier match up. Speed and footwork against power and brute force.

I'd buy a ringside ticket but wouldn't have a clue on where to put my money.  

Guys...and gals...

I throw down the towell.  After the 20 best reasons, I have no place left to go.  I admit that Gene is funnier than I.  This hurts, but I have to be honest.

Now, the fact that everything he wrote was plagerized should be noted.

Heck...  I put a fork sticking up out of the Moose John River when I was floating it with a much smaller Wensel.  I was photographing it and Gene saw me and asked why I was doing it.  I told him I was going to do a story on the trip and include this photo with the caption: "We came to this fork in the river and didn't know which way to go."  He then asked if he could have a copy of the picture after it was developed.  I sent him one after the trip.  Next thing I know, I look in the latested PBS magazine and there is MY photo and MY quote, with Gene taking the credit for himself.

So, although I have thrown in the towell, I strongly suspect that Gene got all this humorous stuff from someone else, as he is not smart enough to do it himself.  He gets most of his funny lines from Grease Man Manelli tapes that some dude Washington DC sends him, by-the-way.

Also, if you ever share a camp with the twins, bring a big trunk with a HUGE padlock and lock up your food.  

My last thought to convey to you readers is for you to remember that all those growth hormones had to go SOMEWHERE!  It's got to be why so many women flock to me.

Cheers!

Way Too F. Short

I just don't have a clue Tom, THEY LIKE EACH OTHER?    
I see 20 reasons had to jump threads. Ya probably won't be long here either!

              Brent

this is hilarious, just have to say

Gene might be at a disadvantage if they were to wrestle. could this be Too Short. note the cowboy boots. looks like about 6 inches have been trimmed off.....  

Don't throw in the towel Little Buddy. I didn't think you would wimp out. I'm just getting started....

The thing is Paul can't come up with twenty goods things about being LARGE.

Paul theres nothing wrong not being taller upright, than your buddy laying on his side.


I had the right to remain silent, I just did'nt have the ability. Plagerism at its finest!


                  Brent

My cowboy boots are not white on top.  

I am much better looking.

My women are in the class of Jane Mansfield, Goldie Hawn, and Shirley Temple.  I would never be seen with a HAWG like that!

I'm working on more Wensel stories.  I am ticked that I don't have my photos of him here in New Zealand!  I could top him instantly with some of the blackmail class photos I have of the guy!

More poetry soon...

Too F. Short

Jayne Mansfield and Shirley Temple are two examples of your type women? I believe they are both dead. Even if they were alive, they'd be pushing 90 years old. If that blonde in the photo was built like Jayne, your clone wouldn't be standing as close. Matter of fact with one good inhale, she could give your little buddy a black eye. Shirley Temple turns your crank? Wasn't she a child star? What are you trying to tell us? I would think Betty Boop was more your type.

Ba Da BING!!!      OUCH!

Shirley Temple DEAD????????????? No...oh, the humanity...say it isn't so??????? I heard she was a longbow shooter.
(I had to stick that in here - as a moderator its my job to keep these things trad related, you know.)

Paul is not short...he is just vertically challenged!

Shirley's alive and kicking.  Gene's starting rumors!

This is some of the best reading since Louis La'Amour.   I love this back and forth from 2 friends.  This is funny.

It is funny, but I don't know about the friends part lol. Alan

Too Short,
  April 23 is Shirley Temple's 79th birthday. You better hit the flower shop.....

and Paul, its T O W E L. One ' L ' ....
Sheesh, I wish guys on here would learn how to spell correctly!