A Great Brunner Story

[hormoan]

Ray I sure wish the new pewter wuld had spel chek    


                       Brent

[Ray Hammond]

Brent,

that was directed at Paul...you have to know his postings well... he always complains about the bad the spelling here...so I was just using the chance to take a jab at him!!

 

[DRR324]

A great thread to brighten the day!
I've not met Paul, but have met Gene and Barry,
I think short people have the camo thing  whipped- unless some guys are out "stump" shooting...
Gene could get by with a sign taped to his belly,
1st cut $40/round bale.  The deer wouldn't suspect a thing....

[8th Dwarf]

Been gone fishing...now back to defend myself.

Shucky-darn!  You're right, Ray, but you didn't consider the fact that this was obviously a "Typo", since I do not EVER mis-spell an English word.  SIX YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL gave me a superior education!  How many of you other readers got an education like that?  In addition to all that education, I was very mature when they sent my diploma in the mail (for some unknown reason, they refused to allow me to attend the senior graduation exercises...fine with me, since I HATE exercising anyway!)  I guess it was because they didn't want someone nearly 21 in the lineup!

Gene is one of two fat deerholics
In the woods he used to love to frolic
No more frolicing now
He's as big as a cow
Many years since he's seen his hydraulics!

And some of you think this is between two FRIENDS??????

Hugs and kisses, Gene

Too F. Short

[8th Dwarf]

Awww...Gene!  You mean Shirley ain't that cute wee girl anymore?  I guess I'm out of touch!

Maybe Dame Edna, or some such cutie pie?  I need to have women to lust after, Gene.  Note, I did NOT end that sentence with a preposition!

WAY TOO DANGED SHORT BUT HAPPY NOT TO BE TALL OR FAT!

[Wudstix]

Zing-g-ga

[Kingstaken]

flinch,who ever said these two guys are friends?????  :D

[Gene Wensel]

I thought preposition was part of forplay....
By the way, you didn't spell Jayne Mansfield's first name right either.

[Gene Wensel]

Too Short seems to think foreplay is two couples playing tennis.
Exactly how many schools were you kicked out of? I suppose you're gonna tell us they kept you around for six years to play basketball....

[Mark U]

Umm, Paul,
"Maybe Dame Edna, or some such cutie pie? I need to have women to lust after, Gene. Note, I did NOT end that sentence with a preposition!"

Was the last word supposed to be "proposition"?

[tim roberts]

Hey Paul,
Was just wondering, was that "Home Schooled", Public School, or Private?
>>>Tim~------>

[Gene Wensel]

Now that I think about it, the inflatible girlfriend Too Short takes with him on extended hunting trips does look like Jayne Mansfield....

[Gene Wensel]

Before Too Short corrects me, I meant to spell it "inflatable."

[Gene Wensel]

Dwarf told me he buried that doll when she came down with mildew.....

[Littlefeather]

[HumbleHunter]

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA,
YOU GUYS ARE TOO MUCH!!!

[8th Dwarf]

I actually gave up on "Miss Montana", my anatomically correct blow-up doll, because I finally met the perfect woman.  I met "Dolly" in a cool gift store in Invercargill, New Zealand.  She is be-ooootiful in all respects.  She is the perfect woman!  Very low maintenance, too.  One great thing about an anatomically correct blow-up sheep is that she never complains, never asks me to do chores, and never says, "No"!  She has a cute, wee, red bow on her left ear.  All it takes to keep Dolly happy is a wee, rubber patch kit.

I am truly happy for the first time in my life, Gene, and I wanted to share this with you.  By-the-way, Gene, Dolly has a sister, Mildred.  I have taken the liberty of sending her to you in a plain, brown-wrapped box.  She should "be in your hands" in just a few days.  Let me know how you like her.  I think Donna will be darned happy about this, too.  

By-the-way, Gene...  You're looking awfully grey and aged in your photos.  May I suggest an Ellis-type toupee...or at least some hair color.  It would take years off your life.

We need to get together soon, Gene, and compare notes on our lady friends, if you get what I mean.

Cheers, OLD friend!

Heeerrrrreeee we gooooo, folks!

Too F. Short

[Steve in Canton]

Had a friend that used to own sheep but his wife made him get rid of them when they all started calling him daaadd.

[bayoulongbowman]

Gene, Jane Mansfield with or without the Head...I know Im sick!! Heeeeeheeeeeeee  

[Terry Green]

Moving this one to the Classics archive......