Paul lets see pictures of your fishin partner! Please?"Six foot tall Nordic Goddess from Norwegian Airlines" WOO FAA!What a minute six foot tall?

By-the-way, I now wear rubber gloves when I drive anywhere with Gene!  Yuck!

It is fun to watch him picking the dead grasshoppers off your grill and eating them.  He needs a wee bit of Emily Post, though.  He constantly smacks his lips when he gets a big moth!  

Ask Gene about the time he woke up at a P & Y convention and found PUKE all over the sleeve of his cordoroy sports coat.  Yeah, I know...who would EVER buy a cordoroy sports coat?  

Biggie...you owe me one for the Sumo contest.  How about some of YOUR stories about our pudgy friend?  

Too F. Short

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Still don't know who the Lepercaun is???

could you imagine sittin around a fire after a day of shootin listen to these guys go at it?

I have seen Gene laugh until he pukes!  You  would not even BEGIN to believe what comes up!  YUCK!  Ask him about the time he puked in Don Schoffler's yard.

Gene?  Lay that one on us!

Too Short

Yeh! Puke stories just in time for dinner!Paul still waitin for those fishin partner pics.

Paul,
  I'm in your corner.The only problem I see about us being short is we're the last ones to know it's raining !

But shooting out of ground blinds is easier for you guys.

Who won??? or is this just the end of round one?

Roflmao, This is good guys.  Glad to see everyone is good natured about this.

Good natured?  I'll show you good natured!  I will get even with the Fat Man!  Don't sleep too soundly, Gene!  The Boogey Man is out there...

Too Short

Oh no, not more puke stories...  :rolleyes:

Who knows what evil lurks in the minds of men?

How many of you are old enough to know the answer?

Beware, Gene, for I know ALL about you!

Too F. Short

in Gene's defense, while hog hunting in texas he refused to talk behind Too Shorts back     . what a true gentleman. what i can't figure is how Barry has escaped this thread   :confused: ... i should grab some shut eye, but my sides are killing me from laughing. my wife is still sniker'n about the Shoney's incident.

The Shadow knows.

I knew it wasnt over yet...  

Ahhh...I see that wudstix, who can't spell for beans, is OLD enough to know!

I can picture Gene and Barry, sitting like Jaba the Hut in front of the old wooden, three foot tall, radio listening to The Shadow, The Lone Ranger, Boston Blacky, Bat Man, Roy Rogers, Amos and Andy (which probably affected them more than any other program), and more.

Then came TV.  Ask Gene to tell you his long running fantasies about Annette Funacello!  He described them glowingly around several campfires over the year.  This is one of the reasons that Schafer was so reluctant to answer Gene's questions about his success with women.  He didn't want to end up sharing with Gene...by proxy.

I walked into a room one day
Was shocked, not knowing what to say
There on the bed lay two beached whales
Far from sand and boats with sails
One was Barry and one was Gene
By far the grossest sight I've seen.

Pizza boxes, burger wraps, and crumbs galore
Clothes and stuff strewn on the floor
The smell of body was strong and stout
My only thought...how to get out?
Mindless giggling filled the room
Along with an occassional minor boom

I still have visions of that scene
Two beached whales...Barry and Gene
Wearing only jockey shorts to my surprise
I didn't know they came in that size
The rest of my life will be a nightmare
Of all that fat and all that hair

Copyright: Paul B. Brunner
Otherwise known as the 8th Dwarf or Too Short

Barry...where's the B O A T story?  You said you posted it.  My reputation needs further enhancement!

Your wee mate, Too Short

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