A Great Brunner Story

[Roger Norris]

I think Gene's winning this one...

[Gene Wensel]

Paul fell out of a tree once and landed on his feet. He used to be over four feet tall before that incident.
If you go to the "Old Timer" thread (on page 40 or thereabouts on this site), you'll see a photo of me and Too Short with a big bear I shot many years ago on an elk hunt. The photo is proof positive that the Dwarf is the exact same size as my arrows....

[MYSTIKBOW]

         
The Dwarf is the exact same size as my arrows
I don't care who ya are. thats funny right there!

[Kingstaken]

LMAO..oUch,,,,,,I don't know what hurts more,,, my side from laughing or my head from FOCLMAO...      

[PrarrieDog]

Gene told a story at the PBS gethering in Salt lake. Tells of the time 2Short was huntin' Pronghorn on the flats of Wyoming. He was walking up on a nice buck when the buck spotted him. It was a staredown for several minutes then the goat got down on his knees to look eye to eye with the dwarf. Quick as a wink 2Short launched a shaft and anchored that buck before he could get up from his kneeling position.  Believe it or not.
Prarrie Dog  

[Rocky Reimer]

Gene..I looked for the pictures with you and "Too Short"...couldn't find them...would love to see him standing there and being the same size/length/height as your arrows...."Too Funny"

[Killdeer]

Oh no! You guys are picking on poor Mr. Brunner again? A man of his caliber deserves better than that! Paul is welcome in my camp any day, and we still have fond memories of his visit last year.



What a great day that was!
Killdeer

[The Singing Bowyer]

This is right there with Rosie and Trump..

Yes Paul...you would be "THE BRUNNER".

Gene...well, we won't go there.

[Gene Wensel]

Rocky...page 37 of the "Old Duffers" thread. Proof positive. The Dwarf is the exact same height as the length of my arrows....

[2Blade]

You aint kidding Gene I almost thought it was a squirrel in the leaves.

[peter c iacavazzi]

Normally I'd stay out of this one...but... Back in the good ol' days Schaf and I used to take turns lifting Brunner up and out of my truck on our elk hunting trips. Oh, by the way my truck was a lil' chevy s-10. God bless the lil' guy...he used to have to sprint just to keep up with us. His strides were very small...

[Rico]

Just, wait till Paul wakes up over there.

[Gary Logsdon]

Dang Gene, this is almost as bad as the infamous "Cabelas Thread" . . . well, maybe not  

[Mark U]

In defense of Paul, with his well known superstitions, he has to put in twice as many tree steps because he feels he just can't climb down on the same steps he climbed up on.  So he climbs up on 9 and down on a different 8, then makes the last two foot jump at his own peril.

And Gene, it's a well know fact that you exceed the weight limit on any commercially made tree steps, so you use individual tree stands as steps.  When you finally get to where you want to perch, the tree looks like the tower of Babble.

And Biggie will confirm this.

[Tree man]

Gene, It was definitely a SHORT story. I believe you.

[Brian Halbleib]

 

-Brian
www.bowyersjournal.com

[bentpole]

I was browsing the Morrison web site and clicked on to see all the animals Paul has taken with his Morrison. Man they are GIGANTIC!But when did Bob start building 72" long bows?

[Abel]

Yall have run'im off!

[Tree man]

Nah, He is tougher than that-he's just  small and ya can't see him. Any minute now he'll punch one of us in the kneecap.

[Gene Wensel]

Too Short doesn't ever run....he "scurries." The only reason he is not over weight is that he has to take three steps for every one of normal men.