Giant bull elk

Gene Wensel · August 30, 2022, 07:19:07 PM

I found a really big bull elk in one of those areas where we need a special permit to shoot a bull elk. I didn't draw one of those coveted bull tags, but this bull has been hanging around with 8-10 cow elk. I'm pretty sure he identifies himself as a cow elk. Do you think it'd be okay for me to shoot him with my cow elk tag?

KAZ · August 30, 2022, 07:26:08 PM

That's a good one Gene.

Hope and pray you are doing well, Good Providence

Wudstix · August 30, 2022, 07:39:41 PM

You'd probably end up in a protracted court battle, I would not risk it.

MnFn · August 30, 2022, 07:47:37 PM

Makes sense to me, Gene.

Joe2Crow · August 30, 2022, 07:56:03 PM

If it's in Colorado, they might buy it!

The Whittler · August 30, 2022, 08:05:13 PM

Even in the animal kingdom.

Kirkll · August 30, 2022, 08:55:27 PM

In this day and age of gay rights, one never knows.... i think you'll need him to come out of the closet first.

GCook · August 31, 2022, 04:55:58 AM

Depends if you get a new age warden or judge.
If I only had a cow tag I'd probably just thin his herd though. They generally eat better anyway.

Bowwild · August 31, 2022, 07:12:58 AM

To be sure, wait until he encounters a stout by limber small tree. If he hugs it the cow tag is ok to use. If he beats the dickens out of it best let him go.

Will Telluteyrd · August 31, 2022, 09:14:53 AM

A Penna. mountain man walked into a bar. He saw a beautiful woman sitting by herself. He sat down and asked her if he could buy her a drink.

Your wasting your time I'm a lesbian, he looked puzzled, I like girls.

He went to the end of the bar and started crying. The bartender said what's the matter. I think I'm a lesbian.

John Cholin · August 31, 2022, 09:55:05 AM

Gene,

It is good to hear from you. I hope you are doing well.

Good luck on catching up with Woody's kid!

JMC

Tim Finley · August 31, 2022, 10:47:06 AM

Ha.. three months ago I drew a cow moose tag in ND and I said the same thing to my friends !

rastaman · August 31, 2022, 10:53:47 AM

Gene, i think if you asked for a jury trial you would be aquitted.

Basinboy · August 31, 2022, 12:55:58 PM

Rando · August 31, 2022, 01:46:02 PM

What pronouns does it identify as? She/Her/Hers?

Wudstix · August 31, 2022, 02:09:59 PM

Or We/They/Us ?

Ray Lyon · August 31, 2022, 02:32:10 PM

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I believe this is the official answer you're looking for Gene. Shoot away.

Best regards

Onehair · August 31, 2022, 04:41:28 PM

Be careful of the monkey pox. You never know what else (optional pronoun ) is in to.

Sam McMichael · August 31, 2022, 04:58:21 PM

If you take the shot, you may need to start a GoFundMe page.

arrow30 · August 31, 2022, 08:00:20 PM

oh jeeees, what am i gonna do when that big buck comes prancing by, acting all prissy and chit!

now we got problems.