"You dishonor an animal's spirit if you take it's life without knowing the way it lived."
~Old Ways

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Once again I knew the joy and pain of taking the life of one of these wonderful creatures. It is a gift from God and I never take that for granted.
~Charlie Lamb

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...birds and animals are not just so many targets to shoot at. There's a time and place to hunt (and fish), and more importantly, there's reason and responsibility.
~Woody Blackwell

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Killdeer

The following attributed to Gene or Barry Wensel...
"if super glue is so good how come you can get the cap off?"

"If 7eleven is open 24 hours a day why are there locks on the doors?"

"Do you know your daddys out killing bambi?" Without missing a beat she replied "Uh huh, and he's giving me the tail."
~don


If I got talent it has ADD.
~rusty


Had an uncle that fed my mom some opossum telling her it was coon, boy she was p o'd
~TexMex


My gut feeling is to stop thinking about it and just shoot your dern
bow.
~Humbled

Killdeer  

So, Charlie, you can't tell 'em apart either?   :eek:

Killdeer  

Killdeer, you sure are a killer...

God bless,

José

Hey Todd which line of Ben's were you thinking about.....

Was it the "whoops I didn't see you standing there" after he just farted while you were following him up the mountain.

Or was it the story about his thumb "Well JC John,  you just cut my fricking thumb off!

How about the one he told in the car "No really,...smell my finger"

Killdeer, this is one of the most profound quotes I've read on here.

"You dishonor an animal's spirit if you take it's life without knowing the way it lived."
~Old Ways

Thanks

"Stupid should hurt...." (In the course of telling a story on himself.)
~Monty Browning

The 4 donuts frm camp quote makes me laugh every time i think about it.  Love that one!

Whenever anyone asks how we did hunting my dad ALWAYS says, "Had a good time; nobody got hurt."  That is a pretty good measure of success as far as I am concerned.

ME......."BS is good for about the first ten minutes, after that it's found out what you really know".

Another one of mine......"If your gonna try to BS someone, you better make sure that your a better one than they are".

Not sure where I heard this one the first time, but it is worth repeating......"Time and memories are the one thing that can never be taken away from the people that you share them with".

My wife after I snapped a 1/4 oz. leadhead off in her face when she walked behind me......"You know, the fishing is pretty good.......lets see if that store up the road has any medicine and a bandaid".......we returned and fished till dark.

Another by my wife.......after seeing her first BIG Ohio buck during the rut. "I couldn't even stand up, my legs wouldn't work".

I have really enjoyed this thread......thanks for starting it......Terry !!!  
           

Winterhawk1960

Yeah Killy, it's confusing. You'd think they were twins or something. Good thing they have different names.  :D

I was skinning a deer and asked my friend who was standing there to hold the hide back. On the next stroke of the knife I hit his finger,it wasd bleeding quite alot. I asked is it deep? HE looked at me and said" It would have been alot deeper but the bone stopped it.

         Harry

I'm not a sportsman..I am a hunter... J.P. Kelley while speaking with an avid anti-fun person.

Roger Rothhaar "I dont hunt animals to kill them I kill animals because I hunt them"

Ill never forget that.

After telling my wife about being paired up with 3 wheelie bow shooters at a local 3-D shoot, and how they were bragging about taking elk at 80+ yds... she says (in a very sarcastic way)..." so they couldn't get any closer?

I love her!

awesome

Said of a coffee shop geezer here who was very generous with his unasked for advice:

"Knows all - tells more"

After a fight with my wife and a night of sleeping on the couch, I gave in and called her from work to mend things. So any how I could tell she was still upset with me,she said I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.

One I read somewhere:

A man totally wrapped-up in himself, makes a very small package.

gunsmith buddy from Central PA when discussing encounters with the tree huggers from Penn State, "Well, I tell em, look, ya gotta kill it to eat it whether it's a carrot or a cow!"