MY BOW IS SO FAST-

Crooked Stic · December 23, 2005, 06:48:00 PM

Thought this may be fun.
My bow is so fast that the fletching goes up in flame on the way to the target.
My bow is so fast that the arrow is in the target before the string gets back to brace.

Hunter John · December 23, 2005, 06:52:00 PM

My bow is so fast it will go through a deer and it is like the arrow never touched him.Oh nevermind thats when i miss

John

huntsmanlance · December 23, 2005, 06:55:00 PM

My bow is so fast that the arrow hits the target before you hear the sound of it being shot!

My bow is so fast that even the Flash couldnt outrun my arrow!

Shakes.602 · December 23, 2005, 07:23:00 PM

Good Ones Crooked Stic!!

Keener · December 23, 2005, 07:24:00 PM

My bow is so fast the arrow is back in my quiver before I shoot it.

pointy sticks · December 23, 2005, 07:28:00 PM

My bow is sooooooooooooooo fast that I'll shoot tomorrow for hits today.

Keith361 · December 23, 2005, 07:31:00 PM

My bow is sooo fast.... I can't see the impact through the vapor trail.

Killdeer · December 23, 2005, 07:34:00 PM

My bow is SO fast, its phone number is in all the truckstop bathrooms along Route 66.

Oh, sorry. I meant beau...

Slycoyote · December 23, 2005, 07:40:00 PM

My bow is soo fast I can't keep the arrows fletched.

My bow is so fast that I cant shoot into hay bales during a burn ban.

My bow is so fast that my follow through is pulling the bow.

Alright lame enough for now. "[moon]"

pointy sticks · December 23, 2005, 07:41:00 PM

Dang that's a fast bow, aren't you worried them truckers might do it wrong?

pointy sticks · December 23, 2005, 07:42:00 PM

My bow is so fast i have to re-crest after every shoot

Hunter John · December 23, 2005, 07:42:00 PM

I love that sense of humor.

John

gordonf · December 23, 2005, 08:35:00 PM

My bow is so fast I've already missed before I've released.

headknocker · December 23, 2005, 08:56:00 PM

My bow is so fast, I have to re-wrap and fletch after every shot :D :D

Jake · December 23, 2005, 09:02:00 PM

...I got a nuther one on order...Just in case this one VAPORIZES!!!

Killdeer · December 23, 2005, 09:02:00 PM

My animals all survive because the wound has been cauterized.

Killdeer

Jake · December 23, 2005, 09:03:00 PM

Killy, Damn...That is Fast!

Killdeer · December 23, 2005, 09:03:00 PM

Every arrow is a flame arrow!
~Mockingbird

Jake · December 23, 2005, 09:05:00 PM

all you hear is... fht...

Killdeer · December 23, 2005, 09:06:00 PM

If you put a mirror on the arrow, and shot it into space, and trained Hubble on it, eventually you would see God in the Void, scratching His head and saying, "Gee, what will I do today? Oh, there is no day yet. Let's fix that!"

Killdeer