What to do ..what to do..

[Rusty in Fla.]

I had a nightmare the other night and woke up in a cold sweat. I died and went to heaven and as I looked down on my wife she was having a yard sale. Selling off all my stuff. there went my bows and all the archery equipment, my guns, my guitars, my banjos, my fly rods... and SHE WAS SELLING IT ALL FOR WHAT I TOLD HER I PAID FOR IT!!!

  Rusty <><

[Marblesonac]

Dude, when all else fails, bring out the one thing that will shut her up...but not make her happy.

Just tell her "it is personality flaws like this that kept me from getting a better wife!!!"

MAKE SURE YOU SAY IT WITH A BIG SMILE ON YOUR FACE!

She won't be able to respond...but if she does WATCH OUT.

[Killdeer]

Oooh, we would have LOST our marbles there...    

Yup.
Killdeer  :D

[Marblesonac]

Killdeer,

 

Only had to bring that out a few times in my 18 years of happily married bliss    

Good thing Mrs Marbles has a sense of humour.

Marbles