Trad Gang

Main Boards => Prayers/Concerns/Honors/Ailments => Topic started by: BenBow on February 08, 2009, 09:42:00 AM

Title: Christian One Liners
Post by: BenBow on February 08, 2009, 09:42:00 AM
Hope these bring a smile to your day.

Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as
a basket case.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in
their pews.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come
close.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road,
and the back of the church.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door

forever.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it
has.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should
you?

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*


Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

Peace starts with a smile.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

A lot of church members who are singing 'Standing on the Promises' are just
sitting on the premises.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*


Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*


God grades on the cross, not the curve.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*


God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over
'religious nuts!'

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*


God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

He who angers you, controls you!

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*


If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*


Prayer:

Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*


The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*


The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect
you.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

We don't change the message, the message changes us.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*


You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*


The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Title: Re: Christian One Liners
Post by: bear1336 on February 08, 2009, 11:59:00 AM
amen
Title: Re: Christian One Liners
Post by: Doc Nock on February 08, 2009, 12:17:00 PM
Put a grin on my chin, Benson. thanks! Good thoughts to keep close!
Title: Re: Christian One Liners
Post by: cnorth on February 08, 2009, 04:42:00 PM
AMEN
Title: Re: Christian One Liners
Post by: Nosight on February 08, 2009, 07:08:00 PM
Theres wizdom in these lines...

Thanks for the sharing....

Later.....Buzz
Title: Re: Christian One Liners
Post by: prarieboy on February 11, 2009, 08:49:00 PM
Thanks Ben The Lord put a laffer in all of Us! <><
Title: Re: Christian One Liners
Post by: GRAYBEARD on February 12, 2009, 10:59:00 AM
GOOD STUFF, GREAT GOD!