As Supreme Leader and Captain of F.R.O.G (Frog Relocation Operation Group) I've posted over the past year and recently I'm in need of new Recruits!
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My band of men although elite, Best of the Best!
Is small :rolleyes:
i'm in need of fresh young blood.
As the team ages (not me) it has become apparent that they just don't have the same veal and vigor as before, you know, the same get up and go.
In fact its hard to get them to move much less march in the extreme conditions we regularly traverse.
Especially Sniper he very rarely reports for drills and cannot be counted on for specialized missions!
And our Logistic specialist Warren is mostly AWOL and in peril of Court Marshall.
So you see i'm in dire need of men and women of courage, skill, and true grit :saywhat:
So I hereby impose a Selective Service opportunity for young men and women to earn their way unto the F.R.O.G Team and earn their very own Official F.R.O.G Uniforms!
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The rules of engagement to qualify for Selective Service (no freebie with F.R.O.G!) and have the opportunity and honor of being selected as a F.R.O.G Recruit is tough. Not for the timid!
And are as follows:
Between now and July 4th, 2018 young men and women age 16 and under:
Post a picture of themselves with an expired Vietfrog (bullfrog). And their traditional tactical arms of choice (Longbow or Recurve).
Please include your name, age, shirt size, and a short sentence of why you feel you could make the team.
Example:
"I seen a picture of Scout and i'm much better in scouting and locating Veitfrogs!"
Or Perhaps "I will report on time and be counted on to perform my duties unlike Warren or Sniper. Plus I'm a much better shot!"
I think you get the picture :readit:
I and the team will place the eligible plebs trying out for F.R.O.G in a pool (hat, coffee can, etc...) and randomly select two (2) names to join the team and receive their Official F.R.O.G shirt!
So get going Dads, Moms, Grandpa, Granny, or whoever is a responsible Mentor and get them perspective Recruits on the water and after them frogs!
In addition please assist the Supreme in his mission of generosity by keeping this at the top, thanks!
We just don't have many frogs here in Nevada and even fewer the size of the one in the picture. If i could find one and shoot it, i should ne an easy for inclusion in this enviable organization
With a name like "Skip" some would get the idea that your a Navy swap instead of a Marine :goldtooth:
And besides Skip base on your bio I get the ideal your probably in the same age bracket as the old men i'm retiring, they just don't know it yet, lol.
I am vintage. My youth in KY saw me busting those big boys. My grandson catches those little guys as he can for summer observation in the aquarium
Miss gigging under a carbide light. Now bust bunnies with longbow. Season ended on 28 Feb
My Dad was a navy pilot and brother was a bubblehead. I elected the other side of the seaservices
Skip,
I'm retired USAF and have to work with a cadre of Retired Marines (don't say Ex, lol) and appreciate your service although a Marine :knothead:
If you make it to the Gulf Coast look me up, if we can't hunt them we can at least eat some.
Lets get this to the Top for some young Recruits!
ttt
I'd like that. Thanks for the offer. Air Force treated me well, sling seats in a C130 were most restful
My boys are in, now we need to get the frost out of the ground!
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Good Ben, get them killer going!
TTT before the Frog season opens.
TTT
I'll give ya a bump but be a bit of a drive from here!
great idea! haven't been here much lately, but i can attest to the fact that the Supreme Leader runs a well-oiled operation that produces (tasty) results!
Supreme,
If I am the "Warren" you refer to, I don't believe I was ever invited to join F.R.O.G. As a result, I formed my own coalition against frogs (no name yet). My team and I have taken well over 40 frogs to date (twice as many bud lights). We hunt shirtless, no matter the weather conditions, so I have no interest in the shirts you offer.
Please send me the logistics shirt, I will wear it as a do-rag.
Over,
Mike Warren
Mikey,
Seeing your a student (less than a F.R.O.G Recruit candidate) I'll take it easy on the dressing down I normally give my men for such blatant insubordination!
Now the Warren that I speak of is a most feared member of F.R.O.G, but he is also in need of re-training on the basics of setting your watch and being responsible to report on duty.
And as stated earlier Only Men and Women in good standing of the law and who are able to pass the stringent physical requirements qualify to earn the right to wear the F.R.O.G shirt.
So in your case you will have to earn your colors as well as the next recruit, but I fear you are already pass the prime age that i'm looking for.
And a mere 40 Vietfrogs wouldn't dent the vast multitude that have fell to the mighty F.R.O.G men!
Johnny "Deadeye",
Seeing you were the original F.R.O.G Recruit, although it still is in question whether you actually pass the qualification test?
I do have one F.R.O.G Recruit shirt made up, but it is a large and built for a real man.
If I remember right the one night we tested you...ahmm you appeared to have been caring some extra doughnut around your waist.
But if you think you could oil down and get in the shirt its yours...it's the least the Supreme can do as a consolation prize :saywhat:
Sent ya a PM Johnny! And Supreme's new Tacoma seats 4 comfortably and you dont even have to take off the muddy boots :bigsmyl:
Supreme, if I might inject Sir, Mikey did mention 40 frogs while consuming a sum of 13 and one third six packs. Seeing as how us non drinkers couldn't even find our way to our honey hole after a couple beers a piece you might want to rethink your mere 40 comment above. :confused:
Scout,
You are the main reason this Selective Service recruitment is in full force.
Due to your lack of navigational skills we may have been dislocated, but never lost. At least I wasn't, just played along to aid you in regaining confidence in your scouting abilities as weak as they may appear.
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Back up for the recruits!
The thing is though when I do show up I produce !!! Lol
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I guess since me and my wife shot with you and sniper at the spring fling. Just wondering if I can become a recruit for the frog team.
Philip
Phillip,
Now I know it is a very enviable thing to be a F.R.O.G member and only the very elite can meet it most rigorous strength and agility test.
Now Tammy may be a shoe in, but Phillip, ah, ehhh, how can I break this gently :dunno:
Phillip i'm afraid you may not qualify, but I do know that Girl Scouts of America are looking for recruits :biglaugh:
Back up Frog season is starting around the nation!
Bama - No closed seasons
Mississippi - March 31 - September 30
Louisiana - No closed seasons except for April-May
Only 3? Are there any more then these :dunno: :biglaugh:
Well Supreme, ifin it ain't high water it's cold fronts that stifle our efforts. We need some 80 degree weather for a week to get those bulls fired up. Should I prep for a combat mission this weekend or should I train another week?
I say prep for it!
I heard some big bulls rumbling the other day when I had to pull you out of your bind, as if that's not all I do!
Seems like the F.R.O.G members are always in a bind :banghead:
Perhaps you could sell your Whip and buy me some new tires and I wouldn't get stuck. Just a thought :dunno:
:scared:
F.R.O.G on ALERT for tonights first mission!
Mission scrubbed due to Vietfrog picking up intel, seems we now have a mole on the team :nono:
I'll have to see who it is before we schedule again, Supreme out!
Quote from: South MS Bowhunter on April 07, 2018, 07:49:41 PM
Mission scrubbed due to Vietfrog picking up intel, seems we now have a mole on the team :nono:
I'll have to see who it is before we schedule again, Supreme out!
I hold our missions secret boss musta been Sniper[emoji50]
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Thats what I'm thinking. He was miffed when I enquired if he was ready to deploy tonight. He had his feeling on his sleeve, and was a little upset that he had not been notified in a timely manner.
Like it really would have mattered :laughing:
He was very interested in where our drop zone was and the time of our meet up..... :saywhat:
I'm smelling a rat...I mean mole.
Quote from: South MS Bowhunter on April 07, 2018, 10:06:37 PM
Thats what I'm thinking. He was miffed when I enquired if he was ready to deploy tonight. He had his feeling on his sleeve, and was a little upset that he had not been notified in a timely manner.
Like it really would have mattered :laughing:
He was very interested in where our drop zone was and the time of our meet up..... :saywhat:
I'm smelling a rat...I mean mole.
Did I tell you I found abandoned enemy transportation during my last scout mission
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Scout,
If your holding back valuable intel cough it up. What type on enemy transportation did you discover?
This is the bus that marks the highest elevation in the Jackson County swamp
Your intel photo had a delayed imaging error, now I see it. It appears to be an early 1st generation VSB (Vietfrog School Bus).
And based on your last intel, that explains their existence in the lower Pascagoula area.
There was an intense battle in the early 1900's to extinguish them once and for all, but it appears that they managed one last "Houdini" act.
Those vile transformational creatures!
Back to the top!
Dads, Grandpaw get them yougun out on the pond after them Frogs!
I'm telling y'all I need new recruits 😂
Quote from: South MS Bowhunter on May 02, 2018, 01:53:31 PM
Back to the top!
Dads, Grandpaw get them yougun out on the pond after them Frogs!
I'm telling y'all I need new recruits [emoji23]
A couple pics from last nights venture!
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Last night's haul. Yeah small but I was hungry!
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Well thats a little more than I thought we got.
Although we could of got more, but I misse....I mean I let a few shots slide to the side so Scout would feel better about his shooting.
He tends to mope if he doesn't have one more than the next guy :bigsmyl:
Scout has found his aim!
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Even the Leader gets lucky once in a while!(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180526/63b4032c6161ff8ca87ee2f46885992d.jpg)
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Quote from: Possum Head on May 26, 2018, 12:32:26 AM
Even the Leader gets lucky once in a while!(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180526/63b4032c6161ff8ca87ee2f46885992d.jpg)
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The water snake had a swollen belly probably one of my frogs . This guy was waiting for dinner. The two of us probably hauled out about eight tonight and I'll never tell How many we missed
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Well, at approximately 1200 high noon, I received an encrypted call from Scout stating that he had located a band of resistance and an attack was planned against our position late tonight.
We made our op's plans, submitted them to Mission Control for approval and were told to proceed.
After a grueling night in the Killing field Scout and myself were able to take out the lead male and dwarf another attack.
But again was evident that I need "young blood" Scout stumble and would have fallen in battle if not for my Supreme agility (Plus Scout had his earring aid in).
As he stumble I was able to alert (HOLLAR at) him and prevent his demise from a "no shoulder" mercenary.
So Dads, Mom's, Grandparent get them kids out there after a bullfrog. Remember to post a pic of the frog and their bow and a short sentence or two why they would like to join F. R. O. G
I'll be choosing a new recruit to the team and a chance to get their own F. R. O. G team shirt.
Drawing will be July 4th!
Young F.R.O.G Recruits you are down to less than 30 days to get the Supreme Leader and Captain of F.R.O.G a photo of you with your Bullfrog and bow.
What's at stake? The very existents of F.R.O.G! and your chance to receive your very on F.R.O.G Recruit T-Shirt :goldtooth:(see pg. 1)
So Dads get them boys and girls out their on the Frog pond, Hubba, hubba!
It is more evident that I have got to have new recruits if F.R.O.G is to survive :scared:
Take for example last nights special mission. I was alerted to Vietfrog concentrations and their plan to stage a metamxoris at operation Boggy II.
I alerted the team and only Scout would eventually make it, Sniper was AWOL, as usual with other "priorities". Warren I couldn't invite due to Scout coming ((Scout tends to wear his feeling on his sleeve and is sensitive to better Logistic planing by Warren).
I alerted new recruit (but older than needed) Cory Bailey but he's was out in Canada shooting bears! He's always got some big body animal in mind, bears, elk, big kansas bucks, etc...I've told him he needs to hone his skills on smaller tougher target like I do. Like these killer Vietfrogs, he just not teachable enough. Not sure he's F.R.O.G material yet.
Take for example some of the practice shots I allowed Scout to take last night...
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Dads please help the Supreme Leader and Captain out :pray: I need new recruits :help:
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One more
Good hunt! Y'all need to come to South La and make a hunt
Corey call the Supreme Leader and Captain when you have all pre-ops coordinated, this will be a fine test to see if your capable of making the team.
Down to about 12 days to get your Frog pictures in, the Supreme Leader and Captain needs to give away new uniform shirts to a couple worthy recruits!
Go to page 1 and read the rules for submitting a frog picture including your bow and a line or two to why you make a good recruit (Mom or Dad can assist).
Times a ticking TTT
Bringing this back to the top for good summer reading.
Although the Supreme Leader and Captain of F. R. O. G failed at enticing new recruits by offering "Free" shirts or it might of been the demands were to high.
As being a member of F. R. O. G is not for the frail and feeble :biglaugh:
The Team is still waiting on the river to recede flood stage to get a new mission going...maybe this Friday
Still a good read if you need laughter in your life! :biglaugh:
It's time for y'all to make another hunt :archer2:
Scout say maybe this Friday the river will be down enough to get in the lower swamp, we will see.
Although his scouting abilities are always questionable :biglaugh: I'll probably be armpit high in backwaters and gators :scared:
And Sniper will be a no show as usual. He still can't find his encrypted password to log in for mission coordinates :banghead:
If I was closer I'd join. In all honesty and with humbleness I can say " I've never missed a frog "
Mike,
Looking at your resume it appears you are the same age of Scout of whom part of this for hire ad is about. But then again you may be an essential add on if you can scout as well as shoot.
Not withstanding your statement of "never missed a frog" sent red flags and alarms going off.
As I have a hunch you really never have Shot at a frog, in which case I would admonish you to never lie to the Supreme Leader and Captain of F. R. O. G.
As I do know a thing or two :biglaugh:
Well , it ain't exactly a lie :biglaugh:
These threads are ALWAYS Great!!!!!!!!
Thanks Terry, the Supreme Leader and Captain of F. R. O. G doesn't exactly need extra encouragement to know of his greatness (in a satirical way), but thanks for the pat on the back :laughing:
I'm a little disappointed that Scout failed this weekend in mission planning and also failed in communicating of his failure to plan.
Thus a great need in new recruits still exist!
Captain Captain, without sounding like an insubordinate Scout I must stand strong as you trained me and divulge to the Trad community that you didn't give your due diligence concerning our last mission. If memory serves me right, though it seldom does 😂 a text went out to you preceding the mission with all the logistics layed out, to which I received no reply. As a mere Scout you always trained me to stand my ground. That said, I must provide proof to clear the air concerning the aborted mission. Please note the lack of a reply on the attached screenshot and hopefully following this weekend's Howard Hill Shoot we can get back on track combating the mighty Viet Frog![attachment=1,msg2965374]
I claim "Fake News" obviously everyone now can see that fake photoshopped screenshot :goldtooth:
Shoulda known I would get busted 🤷🏻♂️